Here’s a list of things that are on my mind tonight:
1) Should I deflate my bike’s tires or will they explode from overpressurization in the cargo hold on the plane? When you think of it that way, I’m kinda glad I never went through with that implant surgery.
2) They revised the weather forecast for Saturday. The daytime high will be 87 degrees. And sunny. And dry. Just…like…they…said…it…would…be. It really is a desert. Hm.
3) Do they make a sunblock higher than 50?
4) When they say not to take more than three Aleve in a 24-hour period, that’s just legal mumbo jumbo, right?
5) How will I get past the slot machines at the airport?
6) Finally, how the hell did Robbie Carrico make it past the first round on this season’s American Idol? PLEASE text “douchebag” to 5706.
2 responses so far ↓
Jim // February 27, 2008 at 1:52 pm
The following are real questions I asked Paul last night. Looks like I might have some jitters of my own:
- Can you measure your suitcase so I can see if it’s same as mine?
- What are you wearing Friday night?
- Oh that’s right, you snore don’t you, bitch?
I’m much better now. Promise.
Steve P // March 1, 2008 at 9:05 am
Sorry I saw this too late to impart knowledge for you, but I’m sure you will see it when you return, if not sooner.
1. Yes, but not completely. On the other note, since a airplane cabin might de-pressurize, you might get sucked off - if the hole is large enough and, ironically you’re not wearing a seatbelt - so you might want to reconsider.
2. Weather forecasting is not an exact science. I’m guessing upper 80’s and very gusty winds.
3. Yes, they do. Contact Sherwin-Williams.
4. I don’t think that’s a recommendation so much as a dare. I’m thinking since they are so small and dissolve, you could probably eat a whole heck of a lot and not feel full…so as Michael Jordan would say: Is it in you?
5. All you need to know about the slot machines at the airport is they have the lowest percentage payouts in town. If that doesn’t stop you, nothing will.
6. Against Simon’s better judgement, I’m guessing.
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